Why do bad things happen to good people? Because the gods are petty, selfish, and bored. So bored, in fact, that they found the most worthless man on earth, the most inept and lowly example of the human race and made him into the god of Incompetence. As a joke. What the gods forgot was that, unlike them, men can change and grow. And if you give a man the power of the gods, you shouldn’t be surprised when he uses it against you. I am that man, and this is my story. Let’s see who’s still laughing when it’s through.